The face i pull when…

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  1. Someone asks me if the store is still open. Through an open door.
  2. Someone asks me if the store is still open. Through a closed door with the security shutter half down.
  3. When someone asks me, if i can get a pair of shoes for them (I’m the security guard).
  4. When i’m walking to my bus stop and someone on the street steps in front of me and stops. Coursing me to stop.
  5. When i ask someone not to take a picture in the store. They nod, say okay sorry. Then take a picture anyway.
  6. When i see someone i’ve told a hundred times not to take pictures in the store, taking a picture in the store.
  7. When i open the door for someone and they don’t acknowledge my existence. And or, have a look of complete indifference.
  8. When someone parks outside the store, on a street where you have to pay for parking, and they know this because they always run to the door to see if they either have a ticket or if the parking attendant is about, yet still complain about having gotten a parking ticket.
  9. When people come in to the store at 18:25, and i tell them that we are closing in 5 minutes. Yet they just wonder around for those 5 minutes, then at 18:30 (closing time) they start asking for shoes to try on.
  10. When someone looks at the price of a pair of shoes that costs damn near 2 grand and says “Yeah, reasonable price”.

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