what the fuck Category

Not My Netflix?

It all started after the Formula 1 race in Hungry when I received an Email Netflix was informing me that I had changed my email address. Thing is, I hadn’t. I figured it was a glitch, I mean this shit happens, right? So I open the app and go ambling through unable to understand anything […]

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Deduction: Part 2

Holy shit! So this book isn’t much better, spelling, grammar, and just bad writing in general… This reeks of self publishing, and clearly nobody read this book before it was published. No peer review, just some dude who has read Sherlock Holmes, and watched the shows and movies and thinks, “I can do that. But […]

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Original 1812 Hansel and Gretel by The Brothers Grimm.

I read earlier the original 1812 Hansel and Gretel by The Brothers Grimm. I hadn’t heard this story for a long time, since I was a kid and most likely in nursery or primary school, either way I was very young. Now the Witch in the _”little house made of bread with cake for a […]

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Apple 2 | What The F**k

Okay listen you fucking arseholes, my macbook Pro has been on for about two hours and the wifi has cut out four fucking times already, and frankly, i’m getting kinda sick of this shit. So either send out a quick fix to all of us poor arseholes who are suffering, or get the fucking lead […]

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When People | What The F**k

When people are all excited and talking about a trailer for a video game that isn’t even out yet.

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HR !? | What The F**k

A conversation i had with a Human Resources person once, many years ago. HR: Hello, Jason. ME: Hello. HR: Now we’ve had a complaint made against you. ME: By who? HR: We can’t tell you that. ME: Why not? HR: Just in case. ME: Oh, right…????? So what was the complaint? HR: I can’t tell […]

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When You… | What The F**K!

When you follow someone on Twitter because they seem interesting and make pretty cool posts. Then you realise that when they follow someone new they like to retweet EVERY FUCKING TWEET THAT NEW SOMEONE HAS POSTED FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS ALL IN THE SPACE OF ABOUT FIVE MINUTES!

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